Santa Maria Beach

For the classic Bay Area experience, ride from Sausalito over the Golden Gate Bridge into San Francisco, taking in views of the bay, Alcatraz, Angel Island, and the city skyline. Drop your bike at the San Francisco shop in Fisherman’s Wharf—no need to ride back to Sausalito. If you want a more nature‑focused ride, head to Old Mill Park in Mill Valley to see the redwoods. This route offers a quieter escape from the busy waterfront with a mix of town, park, and forest scenery. Another great option is riding from Sausalito to Tiburon, a scenic waterfront town with restaurants, shops, and big bay views. From Tiburon, you can take the ferry back, turning the ride into a full Bay Area adventure without retracing your route. This rental is built for flexibility. Whether you ride into San Francisco, visit the redwoods, cruise to Tiburon, or create your own route, the team will set you up with the right bike, directions, and local tips before you head out.

This is the classic version of the Sausalito Wooden Boat Tour* which is based on the Sausalito Wooden Boat Tour guide book.  Local author and artist, Victoria Colella brings you into this sequestered world.  Beginning with the Historic Houseboats then a stroll down the Gantry Crane Trail in the World War II Shipyards, exploring local art studios, Wooden Boat Center and into  working waterfront.  Here is where the floating homes are created and big boats are hauled out for repair.  Victoria offers refreshments in the old boat lettering shack in the heart of Sausalito's working waterfront at the end of the tour.  Tour takes about 3 to 3-1/2 hours.  There is free parking, places to rest along the way and 3 restroom stops. *Turn off those cell phones for a minute.  This is strictly analog and reading, dancing and reciting poetry may be required!

Visit Sausalito’s famed houseboats and learn the storied history of one of the bay’s most iconic landmarks on this 2 hour walking tour.  Hear stories of the bohemian writers and influential artist who defined an era, Like Southern transplant Otis Redding, who spent his short time here recording the song “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” just days before his fatal plane crash.  Learn how the dozens of seemingly unconnected threads of history combine to create a rich tapestry of people, personalities, and art forms known as Sausalito from a local artist and author. Free parking Minimum of 6 people required. Note: If you have fewer than 6 people in your party, please call the day before to check on availability.

We will teach you light soldering skills to make your completely unique piece of sterling silver jewelry. Choose from hundreds of semi precious gemstones and make a ring, necklace or bracelet. We also offer stamping and hammering for your jewelry piece.

Discover Sausalito: A Culinary Journey Through History and Flavor! Join us for an unforgettable small-group tour exploring Sausalito’s finest restaurants, all while soaking in stunning views of this enchanting bay-side village. Guided by a passionate local foodie, indulge in a carefully curated selection of food and wine, celebrating the vibrant culinary scene. As you savor each pairing, immerse yourself in captivating stories about Sausalito's rich history. Learn how this charming town shaped the lives of icons like Janis Joplin, Otis Redding, Robin Williams, and Clint Eastwood. Discover the tale of Sally Stanford, the madam-turned-mayor, and how prohibition influenced the town. Stroll along the picturesque dock lined with sailboats, breathing in breathtaking views of the San Francisco skyline, Angel Island, Alcatraz, and the East Bay. And keep your eyes peeled—you might just be greeted by a friendly seal!

This 3-cabin yacht exudes timeless elegance. It is docked in Sausalito, a fun bayside village 10 mins north of the Golden Gate, though we can arrange other locations on request. Contact us to plan a unique excursion on one of the region’s most beautiful historic yachts—birthdays, dinner parties, wedding proposals, wildlife observation, and more. Let us know what you have in mind and we’ll do our best to make your dreams come true. IMPORTANT: please inquire about availability before booking. You are also welcome to enjoy the yacht at the dock in Sausalito, before or after your cruise, or without a cruise. It’s a unique gathering space and we are happy to facilitate food, beverages, and anything else you can dream up. We cruise year round. Weather on the Bay is often beautiful in the middle of winter, but one of the cabins enclosed with glass to keep the wind off. Maximum occupancy for cruises is six passengers. The price shown here is for a 2 hour cruise with a licensed captain.

Perfect for romantic evenings, private dinner parties, family brunches, business lunches, personal wellness retreats, and photo shoots. You tell us what you want to eat and drink and we will work with our network of local chefs to create a menu -- you are also welcome to simply rent the boat and bring your own food and beverages. Nearly a century old, this 3-cabin yacht exudes timeless elegance. With abundant natural light, views of the mountains, and the subtle swaying of bay waters, it is a retreat space that calms the senses and soothes the soul. The teak interior includes a quaint kitchenette, two bathrooms three small gathering spaces. At the rear of the boat is a cozy open-air space that seats four, with a roof overhead for protection from the elements. There's also room for 4 to 6 people to gather on the front of the boat. Base pricing noted here is for use of the space; contact us to decide on a menu and determine additional pricing for food and drink.

Embark on a quintessential California road trip with this customizable full-day tour down the Pacific Coastal Highway from San Francisco. See the Big Sur coastline, visit the Monterey Peninsula — famous for its bay views, abundant marine life, and historical Cannery Row — and stroll around the top-rated destination of Carmel-by-the-Sea with your private guide. Pricing is per group, based on a maximum of six people.

Combine inside Alcatraz with an assigned same day visit to Muir Woods with Golden Gate Bridge. Enjoy a hybrid of driver narration with bridge history and Alcatraz Escape presentations. This tour includes: Assigned By Us: Muir Wood Van departure time (70+ minute) Assigned By Us: Alcatraz Island Admission Time Slot (2.5+ hours) Golden Gate Bridge stop (10+ minutes) We will assign your between 7am-4pm in peak times. Guests will be returned to San Francisco by van or included ferry on select dates. VIP James Woods Road Trip Upgrade: Muir Woods Express plus bonus time in Sausalito with brunch credit. Guests will be returned to Wharf by van or ferry. Some dates will start by Sausalito Ferry then Muir Woods/ Golden Gate. Early Bird: Get there before the crowds do! Enjoy nature as it was intended to be! We are often the first tour group to arrive! Silence is golden! Enjoy the park and relish in the experience as we leave seeing the endless busses arrive to the park. You will thank us!

This is a "Private Charter" Sailing Experience on San Francisco Bay for up to 6 guests, with a USCG licensed captain and crew where you'll sail past the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz and Angel Islands and across the San Francisco waterfront. This experience is "interactive" which means we want you to get the full experience of sailing so you'll have an opportunity to take the helm and steer your course. It's all part of an unforgettable sailing experience you wont get anywhere else.. You will see and be able to photograph beautiful scenery and may also experience a close encounter with some of the local wildlife that calls the bay home. Sailing SF Bay Experiences are aimed at creating lifelong memories for you while showcasing the beauty and diversity of our area.

See Marin's world-famous redwoods without the crowds on your moderately strenuous, 3 to 4-hour, guided small-group tour led by an expert local guide. Access the iconic redwood groves of charming Mill Valley on foot and navigate the quiet trails following the fern-lined canyons at the base of Mt. Tamalpais. Experience cathedral-like ancient trees in a primeval creek-side setting and explore the redwood groves for about two and a half hours. The walk begins with a shuttle from a meeting place near the ferry landing in downtown Sausalito (ferry ticket not included) and then a stroll through Mill Valley's historic Old Mill Park before heading out into the redwood forests and park-like neighborhoods.

Set sail on the San Francisco Bay aboard the historic brigantine Matthew Turner, the largest sailboat in the area. Experience the beauty of the bay as you glide past iconic landmarks like the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, and Angel Island. Keep an eye out for playful seals and porpoises, while sea birds soar overhead. Enjoy the tranquil ambiance as the sun sets behind Sausalito's hills, casting a golden hue across the water. Whether you choose to assist the crew with raising the sails or simply relax, this sailing adventure offers a unique glimpse into maritime history on a spacious and stable vessel. - Sail on the largest resident sailboat in San Francisco Bay - Witness stunning views of the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, and more - Spot local wildlife, including seals and porpoises - Comfortable seating available both on deck and inside the chart house

Make the most of your limited time with this must-do San Francisco Bay experience! Enjoy the serenity and beauty of Muir Woods National Monument, see the iconic Golden Gate Bridge, and explore the artsy bayside town of Sausalito, all in about 5 hours!

This sailing experience is an Interactive sunset sailing adventure on San Francisco Bay! This Sailing Experience is "interactive" which means we want you to get the full experience of sailing so you'll have an opportunity to take the wheel and sail your course.. It's all part of an unforgettable sailing experience you wont get anywhere else.. Once we depart from our dock in Sausalito we'll make our way out into the bay toward the Golden Gate Bridge. You'll Sail across the Golden Gate Bridge and along the San Francisco shoreline while enjoying the view of the sunbeams sparkling on the buildings and casting long shadows in the city. It's the makings of the perfect romantic scene in a movie, We'll watch the sun lower toward the horizon behind the Golden Gate Bridge while the city slowly begins to light up. Let us take you on an exciting journey showcasing the iconic landmarks that make Sunset Sailing on San Francisco Bay so special. Discover the Best of Sailing SF Bay with us.

This is an Interactive Sailing Experience on San Francisco Bay with a maximum 6 passengers on a private yacht with a USCG licensed captain and crew where you'll sail beneath the Golden Gate Bridge, across the San Francisco waterfront, get a close-up look at Alcatraz and Angel Islands. This Sailing Experience is "interactive" which means we want you to get the full experience of sailing so you'll have an opportunity to take the wheel and sail your course.. It's all part of an unforgettable sailing experience you wont get anywhere else.. You will see and be able to photograph beautiful scenery and may also experience a close encounter with some of the local wildlife that calls the bay home. Sailing SF Bay Experiences are aimed at creating lifelong memories for you while showcasing the beauty and diversity of our area.

Beautiful Sonoma Valley is your destination on this laid-back, fun-filled, all-day tour. You will learn much about the region from your friendly and knowledgeable guide and will have the opportunity to sample many of the delicious wines that have made Northern California a world-renowned wine producing region. You will travel with a small group (limited to 12 people) to three of Sonoma’s finest boutique wineries where you will spend approximately one hour at each winery. This journey also includes a stop in scenic Sausalito, a stop at the Golden Gate Bridge, and a lunch stop in the historic town of Sonoma where you can select from one of the many fantastic restaurants on the square. If you’re feeling adventurous you can even take a walk into the past at Mission San Francisco Solano. Tasting fees at all wineries are included!

The San Diego Zoo is a 100-acre wildlife park and home to over 12,000 rare and endangered animals, representing more than 650 species and subspecies. Located just north of downtown San Diego in Balboa Park, the Zoo is also an accredited botanical garden, caring for more than 700,000 individual plants, including a prominent curated assemblage of close to 13,000 specimens, representing 3,100 species. The expansive new 3.2-acre Wildlife Explorers Basecamp is designed to appeal to all ages and foster empathy for wildlife by exploring nature. Built on the site of the historic Children’s Zoo, the basecamp features fresh and innovative elements, including eight buildings and habitats dispersed throughout four different habitat zones: Rainforest, Wild Woods, Marsh Meadows and Desert Dunes. Tickets must be purchased at least one day prior to visit.

Discover Yosemite is honored to have received Trip Advisors Traveler’s Choice award for being in the top 10% of activities in the World for each of the past two years. We go to great lengths and expense to assure an excellent experience for all who join us on our Yosemite Tours. If you are looking to enjoy the majesty and natural beauty of Yosemite National Park with an expert driver/guide who knows where to go, and how to get there and all about what you are seeing, join us for an unforgettable day in Yosemite. We’ll get you to the iconic viewpoints so you can capture the beauty of this Crown Jewel of National Parks with spectacular photos to commemorate your adventure. We include lunch, snacks and water on all our full-day tours, so you don’t have to take time out from seeing the sights to wait in line. Our vehicles are impeccably cleaned and rigorously maintained for your comfort and safety. Itinerary is subject to change due to weather or other conditions beyond our control.

This is a "Private Charter" Sailing Experience on San Francisco Bay for up to 6 guests, with a USCG licensed captain and crew where you'll sail past the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz and Angel Islands and across the San Francisco waterfront. This experience is "interactive" which means we want you to get the full experience of sailing so you'll have an opportunity to take the helm and steer your course. It's all part of an unforgettable sailing experience you wont get anywhere else.. You will see and be able to photograph beautiful scenery and may also experience a close encounter with some of the local wildlife that calls the bay home. Sailing SF Bay Experiences are aimed at creating lifelong memories for you while showcasing the beauty and diversity of our area.

Set sail on the San Francisco Bay aboard the historic brigantine Matthew Turner, the largest sailboat in the area. Experience the beauty of the bay as you glide past iconic landmarks like the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, and Angel Island. Keep an eye out for playful seals and porpoises, while sea birds soar overhead. Enjoy the tranquil ambiance as the sun sets behind Sausalito's hills, casting a golden hue across the water. Whether you choose to assist the crew with raising the sails or simply relax, this sailing adventure offers a unique glimpse into maritime history on a spacious and stable vessel. - Sail on the largest resident sailboat in San Francisco Bay - Witness stunning views of the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, and more - Spot local wildlife, including seals and porpoises - Comfortable seating available both on deck and inside the chart house

This sailing experience is an Interactive sunset sailing adventure on San Francisco Bay! This Sailing Experience is "interactive" which means we want you to get the full experience of sailing so you'll have an opportunity to take the wheel and sail your course.. It's all part of an unforgettable sailing experience you wont get anywhere else.. Once we depart from our dock in Sausalito we'll make our way out into the bay toward the Golden Gate Bridge. You'll Sail across the Golden Gate Bridge and along the San Francisco shoreline while enjoying the view of the sunbeams sparkling on the buildings and casting long shadows in the city. It's the makings of the perfect romantic scene in a movie, We'll watch the sun lower toward the horizon behind the Golden Gate Bridge while the city slowly begins to light up. Let us take you on an exciting journey showcasing the iconic landmarks that make Sunset Sailing on San Francisco Bay so special. Discover the Best of Sailing SF Bay with us.

This is an Interactive Sailing Experience on San Francisco Bay with a maximum 6 passengers on a private yacht with a USCG licensed captain and crew where you'll sail beneath the Golden Gate Bridge, across the San Francisco waterfront, get a close-up look at Alcatraz and Angel Islands. This Sailing Experience is "interactive" which means we want you to get the full experience of sailing so you'll have an opportunity to take the wheel and sail your course.. It's all part of an unforgettable sailing experience you wont get anywhere else.. You will see and be able to photograph beautiful scenery and may also experience a close encounter with some of the local wildlife that calls the bay home. Sailing SF Bay Experiences are aimed at creating lifelong memories for you while showcasing the beauty and diversity of our area.

Visit Sausalito’s famed houseboats and learn the storied history of one of the bay’s most iconic landmarks on this 2 hour walking tour.  Hear stories of the bohemian writers and influential artist who defined an era, Like Southern transplant Otis Redding, who spent his short time here recording the song “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” just days before his fatal plane crash.  Learn how the dozens of seemingly unconnected threads of history combine to create a rich tapestry of people, personalities, and art forms known as Sausalito from a local artist and author. Free parking Minimum of 6 people required. Note: If you have fewer than 6 people in your party, please call the day before to check on availability.

We will teach you light soldering skills to make your completely unique piece of sterling silver jewelry. Choose from hundreds of semi precious gemstones and make a ring, necklace or bracelet. We also offer stamping and hammering for your jewelry piece.

Discover Sausalito: A Culinary Journey Through History and Flavor! Join us for an unforgettable small-group tour exploring Sausalito’s finest restaurants, all while soaking in stunning views of this enchanting bay-side village. Guided by a passionate local foodie, indulge in a carefully curated selection of food and wine, celebrating the vibrant culinary scene. As you savor each pairing, immerse yourself in captivating stories about Sausalito's rich history. Learn how this charming town shaped the lives of icons like Janis Joplin, Otis Redding, Robin Williams, and Clint Eastwood. Discover the tale of Sally Stanford, the madam-turned-mayor, and how prohibition influenced the town. Stroll along the picturesque dock lined with sailboats, breathing in breathtaking views of the San Francisco skyline, Angel Island, Alcatraz, and the East Bay. And keep your eyes peeled—you might just be greeted by a friendly seal!

Perfect for romantic evenings, private dinner parties, family brunches, business lunches, personal wellness retreats, and photo shoots. You tell us what you want to eat and drink and we will work with our network of local chefs to create a menu -- you are also welcome to simply rent the boat and bring your own food and beverages. Nearly a century old, this 3-cabin yacht exudes timeless elegance. With abundant natural light, views of the mountains, and the subtle swaying of bay waters, it is a retreat space that calms the senses and soothes the soul. The teak interior includes a quaint kitchenette, two bathrooms three small gathering spaces. At the rear of the boat is a cozy open-air space that seats four, with a roof overhead for protection from the elements. There's also room for 4 to 6 people to gather on the front of the boat. Base pricing noted here is for use of the space; contact us to decide on a menu and determine additional pricing for food and drink.

See Marin's world-famous redwoods without the crowds on your moderately strenuous, 3 to 4-hour, guided small-group tour led by an expert local guide. Access the iconic redwood groves of charming Mill Valley on foot and navigate the quiet trails following the fern-lined canyons at the base of Mt. Tamalpais. Experience cathedral-like ancient trees in a primeval creek-side setting and explore the redwood groves for about two and a half hours. The walk begins with a shuttle from a meeting place near the ferry landing in downtown Sausalito (ferry ticket not included) and then a stroll through Mill Valley's historic Old Mill Park before heading out into the redwood forests and park-like neighborhoods.

Make the most of your limited time with this must-do San Francisco Bay experience! Enjoy the serenity and beauty of Muir Woods National Monument, see the iconic Golden Gate Bridge, and explore the artsy bayside town of Sausalito, all in about 5 hours!

Beautiful Sonoma Valley is your destination on this laid-back, fun-filled, all-day tour. You will learn much about the region from your friendly and knowledgeable guide and will have the opportunity to sample many of the delicious wines that have made Northern California a world-renowned wine producing region. You will travel with a small group (limited to 12 people) to three of Sonoma’s finest boutique wineries where you will spend approximately one hour at each winery. This journey also includes a stop in scenic Sausalito, a stop at the Golden Gate Bridge, and a lunch stop in the historic town of Sonoma where you can select from one of the many fantastic restaurants on the square. If you’re feeling adventurous you can even take a walk into the past at Mission San Francisco Solano. Tasting fees at all wineries are included!

The San Diego Zoo is a 100-acre wildlife park and home to over 12,000 rare and endangered animals, representing more than 650 species and subspecies. Located just north of downtown San Diego in Balboa Park, the Zoo is also an accredited botanical garden, caring for more than 700,000 individual plants, including a prominent curated assemblage of close to 13,000 specimens, representing 3,100 species. The expansive new 3.2-acre Wildlife Explorers Basecamp is designed to appeal to all ages and foster empathy for wildlife by exploring nature. Built on the site of the historic Children’s Zoo, the basecamp features fresh and innovative elements, including eight buildings and habitats dispersed throughout four different habitat zones: Rainforest, Wild Woods, Marsh Meadows and Desert Dunes. Tickets must be purchased at least one day prior to visit.

Discover Yosemite is honored to have received Trip Advisors Traveler’s Choice award for being in the top 10% of activities in the World for each of the past two years. We go to great lengths and expense to assure an excellent experience for all who join us on our Yosemite Tours. If you are looking to enjoy the majesty and natural beauty of Yosemite National Park with an expert driver/guide who knows where to go, and how to get there and all about what you are seeing, join us for an unforgettable day in Yosemite. We’ll get you to the iconic viewpoints so you can capture the beauty of this Crown Jewel of National Parks with spectacular photos to commemorate your adventure. We include lunch, snacks and water on all our full-day tours, so you don’t have to take time out from seeing the sights to wait in line. Our vehicles are impeccably cleaned and rigorously maintained for your comfort and safety. Itinerary is subject to change due to weather or other conditions beyond our control.

Discover San Diego at your leisure with a unique tour around "America's Finest City". Create your own itinerary to see the most popular sights of San Diego and Coronado at your own pace hopping on and off with the options that best suit your interests.

This 3-cabin yacht exudes timeless elegance. It is docked in Sausalito, a fun bayside village 10 mins north of the Golden Gate, though we can arrange other locations on request. Contact us to plan a unique excursion on one of the region’s most beautiful historic yachts—birthdays, dinner parties, wedding proposals, wildlife observation, and more. Let us know what you have in mind and we’ll do our best to make your dreams come true. IMPORTANT: please inquire about availability before booking. You are also welcome to enjoy the yacht at the dock in Sausalito, before or after your cruise, or without a cruise. It’s a unique gathering space and we are happy to facilitate food, beverages, and anything else you can dream up. We cruise year round. Weather on the Bay is often beautiful in the middle of winter, but one of the cabins enclosed with glass to keep the wind off. Maximum occupancy for cruises is six passengers. The price shown here is for a 2 hour cruise with a licensed captain.

Embark on a quintessential California road trip with this customizable full-day tour down the Pacific Coastal Highway from San Francisco. See the Big Sur coastline, visit the Monterey Peninsula — famous for its bay views, abundant marine life, and historical Cannery Row — and stroll around the top-rated destination of Carmel-by-the-Sea with your private guide. Pricing is per group, based on a maximum of six people.

Combine inside Alcatraz with an assigned same day visit to Muir Woods with Golden Gate Bridge. Enjoy a hybrid of driver narration with bridge history and Alcatraz Escape presentations. This tour includes: Assigned By Us: Muir Wood Van departure time (70+ minute) Assigned By Us: Alcatraz Island Admission Time Slot (2.5+ hours) Golden Gate Bridge stop (10+ minutes) We will assign your between 7am-4pm in peak times. Guests will be returned to San Francisco by van or included ferry on select dates. VIP James Woods Road Trip Upgrade: Muir Woods Express plus bonus time in Sausalito with brunch credit. Guests will be returned to Wharf by van or ferry. Some dates will start by Sausalito Ferry then Muir Woods/ Golden Gate. Early Bird: Get there before the crowds do! Enjoy nature as it was intended to be! We are often the first tour group to arrive! Silence is golden! Enjoy the park and relish in the experience as we leave seeing the endless busses arrive to the park. You will thank us!

You’ll experience one of the best San Diego whale watching tours aboard the spacious 80-foot Legacy, departing from Mission Bay just minutes from the open Pacific for faster access to whale sightings. You’ll begin spotting seabirds, sea lions, and coastal wildlife before you even leave the bay, then head offshore to watch California gray whales, humpbacks, and playful dolphins with guidance from our expert crew. You’ll also learn from San Diego Natural History Museum–certified naturalists who join every trip to share biofacts, answer questions, and bring the marine life of Southern California to life during this family-friendly 3-hour adventure.

Venture into the vibrant waters of San Diego with us, the premier destination for unforgettable whale and dolphin encounters. Aboard the comfortable 82-foot vessel, Peregrine, witness whales year-round like majestic blue whales in the summer and gray whales in the winter not to mention various species of playful dolphins , guided by an expert crew passionate about marine life. Each 3-3.5 hour tour is designed for families and ocean lovers alike, ensuring a smooth ride with modern stabilizers and amenities. Enjoy engaging insights from knowledgeable guides, creating lasting memories for all ages. This is more than a tour; it’s a commitment to marine conservation, education, and customer service.

Set sail from scenic Mission Bay and encounter some of the ocean’s most awe-inspiring creatures on a 2–3 hour whale-watching adventure in San Diego. Time can vary based on the season and locations of sightings. In just 10 minutes, you’ll leave the bay behind and be out in the open Pacific, scanning for whales, dolphins, and other fascinating marine life. Led by an expert guide and naturalist alongside a skilled captain, every moment is an opportunity for an extraordinary encounter.

Take a 1- or 2-hour relaxing harbor cruise through the bay of San Diego, featuring unforgettable views of San Diego's skyline. This fully narrated tour will take you to all the places you want to see with time to spare! Enjoy live commentary that will give you a background, history and highlights of this awesome bay. You'll see some of the largest watercraft in the world up close.

This is the classic version of the Sausalito Wooden Boat Tour* which is based on the Sausalito Wooden Boat Tour guide book.  Local author and artist, Victoria Colella brings you into this sequestered world.  Beginning with the Historic Houseboats then a stroll down the Gantry Crane Trail in the World War II Shipyards, exploring local art studios, Wooden Boat Center and into  working waterfront.  Here is where the floating homes are created and big boats are hauled out for repair.  Victoria offers refreshments in the old boat lettering shack in the heart of Sausalito's working waterfront at the end of the tour.  Tour takes about 3 to 3-1/2 hours.  There is free parking, places to rest along the way and 3 restroom stops. *Turn off those cell phones for a minute.  This is strictly analog and reading, dancing and reciting poetry may be required!